guess who’s celebrating mothers day
not batman
Nor the Baudelaire orphans.
not Harry Potter
Nor the Winchesters
Or Tony DiNozzo, ZIva David, Abby Scuito or Gibbs
Not Cosette
or kurt hummel
And sure as hell not chuckie from rug rats
now that one made me sad
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
My friend Stacy is too scared to blog about pizza because she’s afraid tumblr user pizza will show up and I think that’s sad
why must you lie about me
i noted how scary it is that pizza always finds posts mentioning pizza
not that i was scared to make one myself
It’s okay Stacy, I’m sure someone from the Sherlock fandom can lend you a shock blanket, you don’t have to be afraid anymore
- Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
- Best thing i did: enter this fandom
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
- Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
- Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
- Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
- Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
- Me: Certainly. And your name is?
- Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
- Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
- Customer: Yes.
- Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
- Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
- Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
cute nicknames for your significant other:
why did the blond fail her calculus test
she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa
